Finally, after what felt like an entire Kramnik- Vishwanath
Anand world series, the professor wrapped up his take on ‘exam relevant urology’
and gave his best wishes for our exam. I gathered my books and walked towards
the door. I would be passing Her on the way. My heart started picking up pace
in anticipation of getting a ‘smile’ from her. Eight hours of high- intensity
class and am finally fully awake! She is sitting near the door and is still
arranging her things. If I slow down a bit then I can reach her when she is
getting up and can let her into the queue and be beside her. But at our
respective paces I would already be in my room sleeping by the time she gets up
from her seat.
Like they have shown
in countless number of movies, to buy some time, I bent down to tie my shoe
laces but realised am wearing sandals. But I improvised, made it look like am
picking up my pen and let some guys go ahead of me. (Cool! I should get into
movies.) But that was not enough. She was still arranging her bag when I got
near her (does she have her whole room in that bag! Ok its fine. Call her by her
name. Say ‘hi’) I shifted to ‘slow motion’ while passing her. I tried to call
her but could only open my mouth and realised, I forgot how to speak. But might
be that we have some divine connection, she looked up. (Divine my arse! That’s
luck. Now at least say hi) I tried again. I could feel my eyebrows moving in
some distorted fashion. Thankfully the crowd pushed me away from her before she
would suspect am having a seizure or something. But before I turned my face
away, I saw her give a semi-smile. You know, when one cheek is up in smile and
the other cheek is still deciding. Or was it the pity smile? Am pathetic! Am going
to die alone!
I came out of the building. Many had already come out. But
they were all couples. Ok not all of them. But there were many. Some were
talking to each other. Some were just smiling. I know they weren’t but I felt
they were smiling at me. Why not? I can’t even speak to a girl I like, let
alone ask her out. Loser! I was walking along the pavement. I looked back. No
signs of her. The next class would be after five days. She’s hot! She can
easily meet someone in those five days. She can even get married! (Nooo!! She
can’t. However slow she is, she would have to come out eventually. Walk slow) I
went in to ‘slow motion’ mode again. But where is she? Should I go back and
check? But won’t that look too desperate? Well, I am. But even when you are desperate,
you ought to keep some standards. (Really!) I checked once more. There she is!
Oh! She looks so beautiful! Who am I kidding? She looks hot! But she is
beautiful. Beautiful and hot! Oh god, u created me this pathetic. Now is your
chance to make it up to me. Make her propose to me. Do something!
I checked again. She really was there. So it wasn’t my
imagination. (Just wait for her. Let her get near you.) I stood next to a lamp
pole and turned towards her direction. She was walking towards me. I wish this
was at the aisle and not the road. (Focus!) She saw me. (Think. What are you
going to say to her?) She is just a couple of feet from me. Even for exam vivas
my lips haven’t gone this dry. I kept looking at her. She had a kind of ‘dude,
are you gonna do a public strip?’ look on her face. (Smile. Say something) I
smiled but her face still retained the same expression. (Say something!)
“Hi, I couldn’t leave without saying a bye.” I felt so much
pride. I spoke! Smooth! And she smiled back at me (Bravo!) she continued
walking. I walked along with her, of course. Well, now I don’t know what to say
next. More importantly she didn’t reply with a ‘bye’.
“It was pretty draining” I felt it was better to say
something about the just concluded class than asking about her hobbies or
weather or todays lunch. Oh, I could have complimented her dress. Damn! Why
didn’t I think of that?
She looked at me confused, “sorry?”
“Oh. the class. From
morning, till evening. It’s really draining.” I managed. Why didn’t I just compliment
her?
“Ya. Ya. It is. Towards the end I couldn’t concentrate at
all” she replied. Wind was playing with her hair and she tucked a particular
restless strand behind her ear. That looked so cute!
I debated in my head whether to say “I could only concentrate
on you.” But decided not to. We reached the turn of road towards my room. (C’on
ask her out for a coffee)
“I would have to take this road” I said pointing toward the
road. (COFFEE!)
“Oh”, she nodded. “So, see you in next class then.”
I started feeling heavy on my chest. So that’s it. So my
never ending saga of loneliness continues (she is still in front of you. COFFEE!)
What am I afraid of? What am I gonna lose anyway? What’s the big deal? The girl
whom I had a crush on in high school is getting married in a month to someone
who had the guts to ask her out. Don’t let history repeat itself. It’s just
coffee. As someone once said, ‘when the going gets tough, the tough gets
going.’ But how is that connected to the current situation? Oh crap!
FOCUZ!
“Ahm. Uhh. How about, ahm, a coffee? Not if you are really
busy or anything.” There it is. I did it. It’s just so relieving. Now I can go
back to my room without that nagging regret. Phew..
She looked at me. She glanced at the road and then back at
me, “ok. Where should we go?”
Wait! What! Really!
I am going on a date!
My first date!
******couple of hours later******
I always thought the coffee I would have on my first date
with a girl to be the best ever till then in my life. But now, I don’t remember
the coffee being served, or how it tasted. Well, when you are on your first
date, it doesn’t really matter.
hilarious!! Loved it..!! Looking forward to your next post.. ^_^
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ReplyDeleteJoe ! That was a fun read! enjoyed every bit of it...keep them coming !...
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DeleteWow... keep up the good work... like u said, wen the going gets tough, the tough ones get going... :)
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